In fact, to me it seems to say "you're a pain in the butt that needs to be flushed out." But hey, if that's what you're looking for in a relationship, who am I to judge? What you do with your loved ones and your tush is your business. Nothing says "I love you" like a pin displaying an enema bag and an accompanying butt -of course, maybe that's because it doesn't say "I love you" at all. It could just be the gift that keeps on giving. You never know, maybe getting a gift like this will make them realize how clingy they've been, and hopefully, they won't be so damn annoying anymore. Underwear for two, is a great gift for those annoying couples who are pretty much joined at the hip anyway. For the people who won't accept that there is such a thing as too much intimacy, there is Fundies. Weird Gift 7: Fundies (The Underwear Built For Two) Besides the whole wake-up factor, it's just really fun to play shoot things. It's definitely an effective way to wake up, just shoot the target to get the alarm to stop ringing. If you love Duck Hunt, or know someone else who does, you'll appreciate this sweet gun alarm clock. These are great for exceptionally lazy geeks, women with fused-wrists, spoon-phobic men and all kinds of other strange niches of people you probably don't really have in your life.
Why worry about spoons and swizzle sticks when you can have a mug that does all the work for you? At the push of a button, your sugar, cream, booze and any other additions to your coffee can be blended in with this great Self-stirring mug. I know you're probably thinking of one particular hand gesture that may get you shot if you're in the wrong part of LA, but there are plenty of other things you can say with your hands, like “peace,” “hang ten,” or “live long and prosper.” Funny how they're mostly all the opposite of your naughty hand gesture isn't it? Know someone who loves to express themselves with their hands? “The Hand” will help them say it all when they're on the road. It may be a little small to put presents under, but with the recession this year, that may be all the space you need. Just pop a battery into this cute little LED Christmas tree and watch the motherboard light up its lovely flashing LED lights.
Here's a great way to merge old Christmas traditions with modern day technology. It's only $10, making it the perfect price for any total weirdo in your life. But for the handful of weirdos who love them, be it weird punk rockers or pro-life fanatics, this fetus cookie cutter is just what the clinic doctor ordered. Who doesn't love eating fetuses? Oh yeah, pretty much everybody. After all, buying earrings for someone doesn't mean you ever want to be seen with the person wearing them. Of course, if you do buy these for someone, you might want to make sure you don't spend too much time with them afterwards. Please don't ask me where they get the feet, I sincerely don't want to know. Know someone completely morbid? Maybe someone who hates rodents? Well, I'm sure there's someone on your list who would like genuine, freeze-dried squirrel feet earings. Know someone hard to shop for? Are you sick of looking for something they'll actually like? Why not try something sure to confuse them instead? These 15 strange goodies will be great ways to throw off the preconcieved gift ideas people already expect from you.
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